The stupid…it hurts. (The Gloria Allred Version)

The whole quote is stupid, but Gloria Allred doubles down at the very end.

And I am quoting:

“Jokes are being made about this issue on late-night television,” said Allred, “… but cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and well-being of both the cannibal and the victim.”

No shit? For the victim too? I would have never guessed.

Gloria Allred and the “grill”-friend of Rudy Eugene, the Miami Zombie.

7 Replies to “The stupid…it hurts. (The Gloria Allred Version)”

  1. Hey Miguel, still have the Jumbotron Facepalm image?

    Because this seems to warrant it. FFS.




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  2. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that if a person has gone so far as to eat another human being — their health isn’t really at the top of the list of problems they have.




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  3. I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that the cannalbalistic tribes of the world, and I wanna say there’s one or two left…don’t see it that way.




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  4. The brain stem. Don’t eat the brain stem. That’s the only thing that causes the problems. All the rest is just good ol’ fashioned protein.




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