I had to give peace a chance or else.

Just reading Breda’s latest post and I had to laugh; apparently them hypocrite hippies are everywhere. Mine came last night on my way to work.

For all the peace signs, coexist and anti war stickers, the no-aggression lesson seemed lost on the young female driving the car:

She cut me off….badly…..twice. That is not a healthy way to behave in South Florida where it is not unusual that offending cars get the demolition derby treatment. Lucky her stars I am not easily offended by vehicular stupidity.

By the way dear peace loving hippie chick, you may wanna pay attention to one or two shampoo commercials, your hair needed it and if I caught it at night, you really need it badly. Don’t be choosy on the brand, I hear Pet Supermarket has a sale you may want to take advantage of.

7 Replies to “I had to give peace a chance or else.”

  1. Isn’t there a general rule of thumb regarding the correlation between the number of political bumper stickers on a car and the owner being a self-righteous, obnoxious bore, cad, and all around unpleasant person?




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  2. I still see cars running around here with Obama bumper stickers on them, all I can say is they have bigger balls than I.




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  3. Saw the ultimate hippy douche sticker on a Subaru parked by my house the other day:

    “I’m already against the next war.”




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  4. My pet peeve is the COEXIST sticker. I want to tell these utopian idealists the truth. “You know, that crescent moon symbol for Islam? Well, they will want to slit your throat if you do not submit to their religion. How do you coexist with that?”

    @Gophernator: I wonder if this silly hippie was against the recent illegal war with Libya? What would he think if his beloved Democrat POTUS goes into Syria for “human rights violations” or Iran to stop their nukes program? Probably not a peep. I suspect that he put that on to protest Bush, which coincidentally is when he last bathed.




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    1. Hell I’ll go a bit further. Tell anybody with one of those Coexist bumper stickers that you support the 2nd Amendment and will be voting against President Obama in the Fall, and see how willing they are to Coexist with you.

      People with those stickers like to Coexist the same way the Muslim extremists want to…that is Coexist ONLY with people who agree with them.




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  5. I wouldn’t know, someone stole my Gadsen Flag car magnet the moment I moved into my apartment. I give props to the dude who parks next to me. NRA, Virginia Citizens Defense League…and kinda sloppy. AR mags in the back seat and his kevlar in the front seat, I guess he’s a reservist as well.

    Oh right, stickers.

    I need a new Gadsen Flag.




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    1. You would think that it takes guts to deface a vehicle with NRA, Molon Labe or Gadsen flag stickers on it.

      Here’s the truth:

      The gun control advocates realize that we are the decent, law-abiding, non-violent citizens, so they can get away with this. It shows that their argument that we are all blood-thirsty killers-waiting-to-happen is a lie.

      As a final aside, looking at the craptastic “vehicles” that these hippies drive, if I blasted one with a load of OO buckshot, you would not even notice it.




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