The Stupid: They walk amongst us.

Heard at work:

“So this asshole cuts me off in traffic and takes off. I decided to after him, cut him off myself and force him to stop.”

“And then what?”

“I’d pull my badge (fake) and give him a bad time for being an asshole.”

“So, what happened?”

“A cop got behind me and pulled me over for doing 70 in a 35 and gave me a ticket the mother******. That’s not right.”

A passel of scenarios, all bad flashed in my mind. Juggling with Darwin is never a wise choice.

6 Replies to “The Stupid: They walk amongst us.”

  1. He should have showed the cop his fake badge, they LOVE those!

    Roll down the window, flash the bag and say “What’s up, Piggy?” They’ll be playing poker that night! 😀




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  2. I am way cool in traffic these days. i learned that in Florida, the first person to exit his/her vehicle is guilty of road rage. Besides, I have a gun on me, I need to have a longggg fuse. Just my take. YMMV




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