Heard at work:
“So this asshole cuts me off in traffic and takes off. I decided to after him, cut him off myself and force him to stop.”
“And then what?”
“I’d pull my badge (fake) and give him a bad time for being an asshole.”
“So, what happened?”
“A cop got behind me and pulled me over for doing 70 in a 35 and gave me a ticket the mother******. That’s not right.”
A passel of scenarios, all bad flashed in my mind. Juggling with Darwin is never a wise choice.