9 Replies to “If you are looking for a wife/girlfriend”

  1. Knowing my luck she’d turn out to be a lesbian, even if it was only just since I became interested.

    That or she’d lead me on long enough for me to forget my old scars and give me some fresh new ones.

    Never fails.




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  2. Exactly what I love in a woman: action and few words… not to mention slim and long dark hair and cute as a kitten with a ball of yarn and…
    Oh, heck yes, I should be so lucky. And young enough again! :'(




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  3. heh. Very cute, very capable…and I’d LOVE to make comments about the “saints” on her chest and/or something about “heaven”, but I won’t, since my wife will probably run across this comment at some point.




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    1. In the words of Tobi Keith:
      And if you need some love tonight
      Then I might have just enough
      I ain’t as good as I once was
      But I’m as good once as I ever was.

      (If my wife gives me permission….)




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