Fart at work gets you reprimended…..lose 2,000 guns to Mexican cartels, you are golden.

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
Man’s gas blamed for creating “intolerable” workplace.

 

DECEMBER 21–A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

The amazing government investigators at the Social Security Administration were able to track every emission of the invisible gas, but ATF and DOJ went “oopsie,” “lost” the guns “accidentally” and people died. So far nobody has been canned or arrested for the “mistake.”.

I ask you, which case smells the worst?

One Reply to “Fart at work gets you reprimended…..lose 2,000 guns to Mexican cartels, you are golden.”

  1. May be more to the Fart story. Had to represent an employee, would not be clean ( body & uniform) no belt one day, no shocks the next etc. The person got the reprimand, filed EEOC paperwork, OWCP, and Off With Stress…… Could be just workin the Federal System. They been doing that Pre-obama… 🙁




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