“I don’t believe in guns,” said Dorsey. “I don’t own a gun. I’m totally at the mercy of my saviors. They obviously sent two angels to help me. These people protected me when I couldn’t protect myself.”
OK, so now get a clue and take steps to protect yourself. The Blanche DuBuois School of Life is not the way to go.
And as for the cherry on top:
After the robber had been shot, police say he jumped over a fence and was attacked by a German Shepherd. That attack prevented him from getting away.
In my book, the doggie gets a big juicy steak and whatever female poodle is available in the neighborhood.