The Chocolate Gun.

The Gun Control Webs are all in “Awwww” mode about this postcard by Vice Biden and sent to the kid’s school. Apparently Uncle Joe loved the kid’s idea for a gun that shoots chocolate:

chocolate gunBut I must warn Myles that if he was, for example, to modify a Nerf Gun to shoot Hershey’s Kisses and take it to school to display it next to the cute card from Biden, police would be called, he’d be handcuffed, arrested and charged with a felony for violation of the Zero Tolerance rules.

 

8 Replies to “The Chocolate Gun.”

  1. Can’t use the words shoot, shot or fire when describing such a devise.
    The kid could bring a sling………flinger with a pocket full of M&M’s, they melt in yer mouth, not in yer…. pocket.




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  2. “Not only would our country be safer, it would be happier.”

    I’m pretty sure I could figure out how to kill someone with chocolate. Doubt it’d be very hard.




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  3. I’m reminded of one of Jack Handey’s Deep Thoughts:

    “I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.”




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    1. GENIUS! Don’t forget to YouTube it.

      I believe I shall modify some of my shotgun shells to contain Hershey’s Kisses and take a video of the effects.

      “Joe Biden said that we should have guns that shoot chocolate. So I made a gun that shoots chocolate.” *BOOM!* “…at 400 feet per second.”




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  4. Sounds like it’s time for someone to do a gel block test of a modified 12 gauge cartridge packed with m&m’s.

    Something tells me the kids would find it a lot more fun than a politically loaded postcard.




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