My mind: Sometimes I worry.

I don’t usually remember my dreams, but when I do….

So Mick Fleetwood and I are agents assigned to check for flesh-eating worm infestation in a plane. The worms pop out of their very small eggs planted in the carpet, get inside the shoes of the passengers and gorge themselves like piranhas leaving nothing but bones.

On the way to the plane, Mick addresses me:

“Hey, I want to apologize.”
“For what?”
“You know, Dating Stevie Nicks. I know you had hots for her.”
“Truth be told, I was mad at first. But when an ugly bearded guy scores with the hot chick, I have to back him up.”
Fist bump.

 

6 Replies to “My mind: Sometimes I worry.”

  1. That’s… really not that strange.

    Wish I could remember my dream last night so I could prove it. After watching Inception I was chatting with my brother and his wife, and at one point he just said “Clearly I am having the wrong dreams.”




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  2. That’s not a mental problem just your ID getting some exercise. If you want to see real mental problems come with us on our Rescue on the eagle shits day and we’ll show you mental problems




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