The New Austro-American Jihad.

Glock Jihad

 

Even the NSA issued an emergency report after the chatter surpassed ISIS’ “Sexy Goat of the Week” traffic. Salman Rushdie made the comment that “Bob Owens is fu***. I rather walk alone in the middle of Tehran at noon than being chased by that crowd.”

16 Replies to “The New Austro-American Jihad.”

  1. BO has been going down hill for a while now. His hatred towards open carry, his ramblings about mandatory locking up all firearms and now this. Hell, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he started calling AR’s “assault weapons.”
    I don’t know if it’s because he’s been listing to the anti’s propaganda for too long or what, but he’s at a minimum a Fudd now.
    Oh well, no great loss. It won’t be any worse than when Metcalf or Zumbo went the way of “I’m a second amendment supporter, but…”




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    1. his ramblings about mandatory locking up all firearms

      I missed that. I never read anything from Bob demanding mandatory locking. And as far as OC, I think we both have the same dislike towards OC Idiots like Rory Watkins that have made getting the bill through the Texas legislature such a complicated issue.




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      1. There’s a big difference between open carry and OPEN CARRY IN YOUR FACE. Watkins is the worst kind of idiot, one that thinks he knows what he’s doing. I don’t usually open carry, but I have a few times and it’s never been a big deal.




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    2. He is honestly not saying anything new than others have said before him. All kinds of people have be advocating to keep quick opening safe if you have kids in the house. I thaught mine to respect them & leave them be but still employ certain safegaurds to hopefully avoid any accidents. But that is up to the parents honestly, i can’t say you have to have one if you have kids & guns in the same house. Its just my preference.




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  2. Glockheads are heathens, following a false prophet. Real Americans worship at the Church of John Moses Browning.

    What great miracle hath Glock wrought? Ugly plastic? Doing what H&K did years earlier?

    Let me tell you about John Moses Browning (peace unto him), my son.

    Browning bestowed upon us more types of guns than there are models of Glock (Amen!).

    Browning created gas operation guns.

    Browning put forth handguns, rifles, shotguns, and machine guns.

    Browning gave us the .25 ACP, the .32 ACP, the .380 ACP, the most American of cartridges, the .45 ACP, and the mighty smiter of our enemies, the .50 BMG (Get that Fu#king fifty up!).

    Glock perverted the greatness of Browning and shortened the holy .45 ACP into the .45 GAP. No man, especially no American man, deliberately makes anything shorter. It is a mockery.

    Browning made unto us his rock upon this Earth, the 1911, still with followers more than a century later.

    Follow not the unbelievers. Heed not the basement dwellers, mall ninjas, and armchair commandos. Do not anoint thy hip with kydex and polymer. There is room for all the apostles of John Moses Browning in your safe: Colt, Springfield Armory, Smith & Wesson, Remington, Ruger, Para Ordinance, Kimber, Wilson Combat, Les Baer, Ed Brown, and even once doubters like the former Teutonic heathen, Sig Sauer. Feel the gentle caress of the beaver-tail upon thine palm. Feel the weight of deeply blued steel in thine hand. Do no be tempted by high capacity, but let 8 rounds of .45 comfort thee. Wash away your tacticool sins and join us.




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