Not that far from reality.

CHICAGO—Highlighting increasingly dangerous conditions within the city, a new study published Monday by Northwestern University’s Department of Environmental Studies revealed that approximately 75 percent of the air in Chicago is now composed of bullets. “Far exceeding the levels of carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and even oxygen, bullets now constitute three-fourths of Chicago’s air supply,” said atmospheric scientist and study co-author John Molina

Source: Environmental Study Finds Air In Chicago Now 75% Bullets – The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

And I think it is because the flag of the city resembles the Confederate Flag.

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