Why mess with tradition? Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Less Nessman

“It’s flying something behind it and I can’t quite make it out. It’s a large banner and it says H A P P Y… T H A N K S… giving… from W… K… R… P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The ‘copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it’s looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It’s a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air… There’s a third… No parachutes yet… Those can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just yet what they are but… Oh my God! They’re turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone’s running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don’t know how much longer…”

 

5 Replies to “Why mess with tradition? Happy Thanksgiving!”

  1. The Classics never go out of style. Merry Giving of Thanks Day to all y’all.

    The ham has been in the smoker for 5 hours, 3 more to go. Then a little glaze in the oven.
    Din me gone be berry berry happy.




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