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When you arrive in Australia, you may be asked some questions by Customs & Immigration at the airport checkpoint.
If they ask if you have any felony convictions, the reply “I didn’t know it was still a requirement.” is NOT the correct response…

Source: Listen 2 Uncle Jay Australia Pro-Tip

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  1. I’m sure it was funny the FIRST time someone said it.

  2. I wouldn’t go to Australia

  3. They didn’t ask me that but I did get busted for 14 packs of cigarettes.

  4. In Oz now… This is not a fun place. Much Nanny-statism, much gov’t oversite, too damn many speed cameras, red light cameras, booze is re-dicking-fuckuously expensive, and they drive on the wrong side of the road.
    If I wasn’t here for work, I wouldn’t be here.
    (thx for the mention!)

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