Rule 1: Don’t be a dumb-ass.
Seems pretty straight forward doesn’t it? If you have the hankering to take care of your old ride-on lawnmower by packing it with 3 lbs of tannerite and then shooting it, be sure to stand more than 43 feet away.
The bad news is that stumpy had to learn this lesson the hard way. Good news is that he’s not being charged with a crime since the only person he hurt was himself.
I really like the sheriff in this video.