Mall Ninjas!

mall Ninja mom basement

About to make a take down in the kitchen for fresh Hot Pockets.


mall ninja blades

He is no meditating. He is trying to figure out how to take a leak without losing his “membership.”


image out of head

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Owner/Operator of this Blog. Pamphleteer De Lux. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.



  2. What the heck is that red/pink thing clipped to the top left of camo guy’s vest?

  3. Well, I looked at the 3rd one. I’m putting off breakfast. Maybe I’ll be better by lunch time. If we saw one of these in the wild and shot them, would it be self defense or a public service? Gecko 45 rides again.

  4. One more thought, maybe the guy with those knives should cut off his membership. It could be a public service if some of these didn’t breed.

  5. That pink thing is an iconic Japanese doll, there are literally 1000’s of different types and sizes, very popular with school kids, especially the young girls. I’m assuming that, in this case, it is an ‘ironic twist’ adopted from a vid. game or Cos-Play.
    PS I see nothing wrong with having the gear, or even knowing how to use it.

    • I figured it was in that vein (I have a Gloomy Bear keychain —, but just can’t tell what that thing is, exactly. it looks like pink cauliflower on top of a red-foil heart. 😛

    • The first guy, the brony with the Modern Warfare and Angry Birds poster looks more like an air-soft hobbyist than a mall ninja… I generally associate the term “mall ninja” with someone who lies about their status as an “elite operator.” Most air-soft guys just like dressing up in army surplus gear and playing capture the flag. It’s kind of a silly hobby (it’s basically first-person shooter LARPing) but, hey, it’s not like Civil War reenactors, Cowboy reenactors, and WWII reenactors are “normal” by most standards. The shooting community generally doesn’t mind them.

      I’m reasonably certain I’ve seen air-soft M-16’s with the Army logo sticker on the receiver like the one he’s holding. The muzzle is below the bottom of the picture, so the telltale orange tip isn’t visible… And some air-soft guys remove them when they want to take pictures.

  6. Flushing my eyes out with Clorox it’s not working

  7. DAMN NEAR tossed my cookies an milk. WHEW! A judge needs to toss this DORK in military. that will smooth him right out_______________________________NOT!

  8. Roger V. Tranfaglia : March 31, 2016 at 11:11 am

    No internet commandos allowed???
    Who ARE the guys in the pictures? MR. GFZ?????
    “commandoes”! …………….. INTERNETING!!!!!!
    Save your eyesight guys You will want to see where your going while you RUN FOR YOUR LIVES……….laughing all the way!!!!!!!!!

    Build a pro-gun site….They WILL come…………………..

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