Alice would be alive if she had taken the Eddie Eagle class.

But instead, her parents went with the Brady Campaign and she got killed.


But not to worry, the Brady Campaign will use her corpse to collect more funds. They are the Soylent Corporation of the political world: nothing is ever wasted.

UPDATE: I saw Light Tac LLC in Facebook making a comment this comment about the video: “Brady fights against NRA child safety….now Alice and Peter Pan have paid the price for it.”

The NRA does the fairy tale thing and the kids survive. The Bradys take on Peter Pan and Alice and they die. Proof positive that Gun Control Kills.


Owner/Operator of this Blog. Pamphleteer De Lux. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.


  1. Claiming the Eddie Eagle safety program ‘glorifies guns’ is like claiming Smokey Bear ‘glorifies arson’…

    • In their (little, lost) minds, if you aren’t screaming hysterically and running away from the mere sight of guns, then you must be glorifying them.

  2. Also I must note 1911 with the hammer down, and likely she didn’t reach around to press the grip safety…..

    Just sayin’

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