Odd Duck


A man who kidnapped, murdered, and dismembered a woman named Ingrid Lyne in Renton, Washington, a suburb near Seattle, has been identified as John Robert Charlton.  Parts of Lyne’s body was found in recycling bins in Seattle.

In 2006, Carlton had a restraining order placed against him by his parents due to a history of drug use, threats, and violence.  He also served 21 months for robbery and carjacking.  As such, he was prohibited from owning a gun.  The cause of death has not been released, but none of the news sources I’ve read said that she was shot.  So I believe that it is safe to assume she did not die from gun violence.  So I doubt that you will hear a peep out of Everytown or MDA, despite the horrific nature of this crime.  You don’t have to pass a background check to buy a pruning saw.

Charlton has a reputation of being “a mean drunk” and “not a normal person.”  I believe that last sentiment is obvious.  Anybody from the Pacific Northwest knows that human remains are not recyclable.  Dismembered bodies are compostable.



  1. One can only hope she didn’t suffer… And that this bastard DOES suffer! A LOT!!!

  2. Andrew Benghazi : April 15, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    She should have been carrying the restraining order on her. A restraining order left in the safe does you no good. /sarc off

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