You may have seen these or similar memes floating around:
And since the hot Gun Control news of the day is Hawaii’s new law that introduces registered gun owners into the FBI database to keep an eye on them and make sure they behave everywhere in the US, I had to make the logical equivalence to Hawaiian Uterus:
Dear Feminist. I am glad you have a uterus in the great State of Hawaii, but I must ask you several questions:
- Did you get your local LEO permission to get that Uterus?
- Did you get a permit to carry that Uterus?
- Did you register your Uterus with the State?
- If registered with the State, Did you know you name will be introduced in a FBI database and that any violation of the law in any state of the union may allow the State to remove your Uterus from your possession?
- Did you know that if you are found to be having a significant behavioral, emotional, or mental disorder, or due to emergency or involuntary admission to a psychiatric facility, you must surrender your Uterus to the State or face grave penalties?
Yes, please. Tell me again about how your Uterus is more regulated than guns.