Sunday Funnies


This story gave me the giggles (because I am a bad person).

In north Atlanta, a large bird of prey – an owl or hawk of some type – is attacking people in a park.  On its own, that’s not all that funny.

However, this doofus has been attacked THREE TIMES.  When he is interviewed by the news about the fact that he has been attacked multiple times by this bird while running, he is wearing a Mom’s Demand Action shirt.

MDA guy

Just look at him with his stupid face and MDA shirt.

Now I’m not saying this is a case for a defensive gun use, but this guy obviously forgot the first rule of nature, when outside, you are on the food chain.

Right now, it’s a bird that made him a bitch.  But he’s just in a park. Put him out in the real wild and it will be a bear or a pack of wolves that will turn him into shit.

That is for only four-legged predators.  Depending on what source you look at, and from what year, but between 2012 and 2016, Atlanta, GA has been somewhere in the top 10 most dangerous cities in America.  If this guy is going to get his ass kicked by a bird, what is going to happen to him when he runs into one of Atlanta’s less friendly citizens?

I that MDA shirt might as well say “rob me because I’m not carrying.”  His only defense will be his smug air of self-satisfaction, and I doubt that is bulletproof.

Maybe I’m being unfair to this guy.  It’s just that this guy just seems to hit every stereotype of the urban anti-gun crowd.


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  1. Miguel,
    Thanks for this one! You have an uncanny knack for sniffing out these stories. Yep, this guy’s shirt just screams “I am defenseless! Go ahead and rob me!”

  2. JKB,
    Sorry– I just noticed the by-line on the story. The kudos go to you!

  3. Yep, meat on the table for birds, and??? 😉

  4. Probably has a Gun Free Zone lawn sign, too. Highly eligible for a Darwin Award. Gosh, I do hope he has not procreated.

  5. Given the level of hypocrisy withing the ranks of anti gunners I wouldn’t immediately assume someone wearing an MDA shirt ain’t packing.

  6. WHAT A WUSS look at his arm. MY fingers have more muscle. WHERES its purse?

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