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Imagine if you were to give them a P38. We are talking slow death by starvation.

p38 can opener

Future archaeologists will find skeletons surrounding unopened cans of food and wonder what the hell happened.


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  1. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8RM1oTw6fPg here is the full video. Its much worse and NSFW.

  2. i have one on my keyring. it was given to me by a Captain when I was in the Airforce in 1986. I use it now and then.

  3. Joe Miller (@joethefatman1) : August 21, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Good lord…

    That is seriously pathetic. The world of pop tops and twist caps is all these people know and it shows.

    Hell even my left handed daughter can use a simple can opener better than that.

  4. The worst part is where they all cheer and clap at the ‘accomplishment’.

  5. Guys, this is terrible “performance art”. The person here is acting out some goofy interpretive thingy because they have no other creative talent. They aren’t actually that inept with a can opener

  6. I want to start a performance art moment where the goal is to find really lame performance art, and interrupt it. With performance art.
    Let’s see- have a dozen people with really loud cellphones synced to play “19-2000” as a ringtone at the exact same time.

  7. Agreed. She’s physically straining to figure out and open that can.

  8. That reminds me, I was supposed to pick up a P51 at the gun show earlier today. Totally forgot.

  9. The strange part of me wishes to know just how many of the audience thought the performance was just a load of nonsense, but attended for the sole purpose of impressing someone else. And I wonder just how many of the someone elses were there to impress yet another someone?

    What a horrible life to live, having to watch this sort of dreck on a regular basis to show how hip and cool one is!

  10. I don’t even know what in the ACTUAL fk was going on in that video… but watching did lead to some more gold…
    Oregon Triggliots get challenged on their defective thinking and they don’t wike it!


  11. Simple Jack from Tropical Thunder. Never go full retard.

  12. I learned how to use a P38 back in 1969 in the Army. C-rats anyone?

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