CHIRISTMAS NOUN 9: THE NOUNCHURIAN CANDIDATE
Written by Larry Correia
Directed by Paul Fieg, because nobody else would hire him after Ghostbusters
Produced by the team who made Ms. Sloan, because after that flop they were out of work and came cheap
Soundtrack by Sabaton (but bootlegged off of Youtube because we couldn’t afford the rights)
Opening narration by Ron Perlman
Larry Correia continues the tradition and delivers on the promise to insult everybody this year.
The tiny Eggnog party, seeing that the two main party candidates were the least popular ever, decided this was finally their chance to be taken seriously by the whole workshop, seized the opportunity by having a really fat elf strip down to his under pants to dance on stage during their convention. Then they all got really stoned.
And that is the tame part. 🙂