I went to the mall with my wife to see what was on post Christmas sale. We’re wandering around when we come across a store with a name I recognize as a high end retailer. We go in and I ask to see one of their fine items, at which point the woman behind the counter looks at me (as one of my friends would say) “like I have a dick growing out of the center of by forehead” and my wife makes a noise indicated her displeasure at taking me out in public once again.
I love my wife, but we are two different people.
Apparently I was thinking this:
When to the rest of the civilized world, Swarovski means this: