No, not The Onion:
The leadership of the Orlando LEO institutions are a joke. I understand that The House of The Mouse and related business are the ones paying the bills, but it seems that Chief LEOs and top Honchos are ignorant of weapons to the point of ridicule and it does not help that they actually do a Social Media release using Toddler Talk rather than addressing people in a professional manner. Of course, if they are not behaving like idiots, it means they think the regular citizens are idiots that need to be spoken to like they were 4 year olds.
The firearm in the picture (That they at least admit is not the gun recovered) is a Mossberg International 715P Pistol in .22LR, not a rifle . And you are in the Gunshine State, did you think you people in the State would not know the difference?