Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim.

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim – MiamiHerald.com.

Munchies can be a bitch, I am telling you. I do want to know what the toxicology reports says.

Wait one…

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses.

THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOAD UP!!!!!!!!!

12 thoughts on “Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim.”

  1. The Obama Campaign has surely just launched a task force to figure out how to win over this important, and soon to be growing, constituency. Florida is a key swing state!

    1. Zombie : a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton. A dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose…like the driver of this truck.

      I think they have that population group covered.

      1. I was a zombie once. Then I quit drinking and got a divorce-I shit you not it was a modern miracle- freewill, happiness, purpose and drive came back to me.

  2. MY rules for survival in zombieland…
    1st rule of surviving zombieland. Cardio..be in shape because if you’re trying to take out a bunch and the clip runs dry you need to be able to stay ahead of the pack on the run while finding a new firing point and switching out clips.
    2. double tap to the head…preferably with hollow points.
    3. remember there IS no overkill. Only reload, an resume fire.
    4. Always keep a grenade or 2 as a back up plan…they can’t turn you if you blow yourself to pieces

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