Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

Facepalm News: Don’t Insult the Dictator!

Apparently Rush Limbaugh was mocking China’s “President” Hu Jintao speaking in sing-a-songy mock chinese which prompted the usual reaction of the hyphenated butt hurt PC crowd. But the dumbest statement came out of New York Assemblywoman Grace Meng:

“I want an apology at the very least,” said New York Assemblywoman Grace Meng, a Queens Democrat. “Making fun of any country’s leader is just very disrespectful for someone who says he is a proud American.”

I find more insulting that an American comes out to defend the leader of a communist nation which is openly trying to screw with us. Are we seeing the repeat of the spineless ways of the Cold War when the democrats would shit in their pants and scream “Don’t make them mad!” every time Ronald Reagan poked the Soviets in the eye?

The more things change……

BOHICA: White House to Push Gun Control

The dangers of texting.

No, it is not about Bloombergtown proposed law to ban texting while being New Yorker or about the idiot who fell in a fountain while texting.

A “Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.

She must have been a relative the suicide bombers that got confused by Israel’s switch from Daylight Savings to Standard time and got themselves in itsy bitsy tiny pieces for not adjusting the timers of their bombs.

Senator Boxer demands you be worthy of your gun.

Senator Boxer’s legislation would require all states that allow residents to carry concealed weapons to establish permitting processes that would include meaningful consultation with local law enforcement authorities to determine whether the permit applicant is worthy of the public trust and has shown good cause to carry a concealed firearm.

Rhetorical question: Is Senator Barbara Boxer suffering from some malady that require frequent trips to the local Pot Drugstore? Does she have anybody in her staff to tell her:”Yo Babs, this might not be one of your best ideas, you know? That thing in our history called racism where it was left at the discretion of the local law enforcement authorities to say a nigger wasn’t good enough to own a gun?”

Hippie Please!

I believe…. too.

Robert at Suburban Sheepdog had a wonderful post titled “I believe.” And of course and as usual I have to come around and do my messed up version of the thing.

  • I believe in shooting dreams where the ammo and the targets are plentiful.
  • I believe that somebody should come up with a cologne that smells like hickory smoke and grilled steaks.
  • I believe that eyes have seduced more men than any other anatomical part of the female body.
  • I believe that Bogie’s best movie was The Caine Mutiny and not Casablanca.
  • I believe that the best meal in the world is a sharp knife slicing prosciutto, cutting gallego cheese and home made bread.
  • I believe that watching a body of water like a flowing river or a lake is better than any anti depressant drug.
  • I believe that the Big Bang was nothing more than God snapping his fingers.
  • I believe that if you believe that the whole Universe from the complexity of Celestial mechanics to the DNA strand of a single cell organism is just a “coincidence” you are a damn fool.
  • I believe that the best romantic movies of all times are “Heaven Knows Mr. Allison” and “Cyrano de Bergerac” (The Jose Ferrer version, not the fat french idiot’s.)
  • I believe that the best “escape drug” is reading a good book alone at night.
  • I believe that female cats when they die, reincarnate as Southern Belles.
  • I believe music affects behavior (and if you don’t think so, come ride in the car with me while I listen to EL&P’s “Brain Salad Surgery” and no, I will not pay for your shrink afterward.)
  • I believe this is enough for now.