North Carolina lets you register to vote at the DMV.
I had to tell them my party affiliation.
Unfortunately I could not register as a Pinochetist.
Also, of you try and register two pickup trucks, and the guy asks “why do you have two pickup trucks?”
The correct answer is not “one for each testicle”
Haaaah now thats an answer. Also what kinda dandified area are you in where someone asks why a fella has two trucks?
Would they have accepted “Pastafarian”?
The politically correct answer to the pickup question is one for each of my gender identities, redneck and southerner.
“Why do you have two pickup trucks?” BFYTW
“Do you mean to tell me you do *not* have two pickup trucks?!”
Because I cannot afford three. Yet.
Why do you have two trucks? Because I couldn’t fit all the bodies in one.
‘Cuz my huntin’ dog won’t let me drive his, so I had to get my own.
That is too the correct answer unless you are female in which case one for each tata is acceptable.
One for milchig, one for fleischig:)
Which means I need a blue truck to go with my red truck.