Derisively called the Pop Tart Bill by the enlightened Media, HB 7029 (Code of Student Conduct) puts a dent on the Zero Tolerance madness that is rampant on schools today.

It does not cover all the stupidity, but kids won’t fear to actually be kids and play cops and robbers with their fingers simulating guns and going pow-pow without the teachers freaking out and calling the SWAT team to school. Wearing a T-Shirt depicting arms or the “violent” quote of the Second Amendment or even telling the teacher that the intent of the Second Amendment is not what it says in some text books without fear of being sent to jail are also protected by the bill.

And, of course no more handcuffs for using food articles as simulated guns.

I predict that this bill will spread to other states upon becoming law.