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— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 13, 2023
And as for caliber, a full box of double ought and then napalm.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
Bang bang bang bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrt, clunk, slap,slap bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrtt…. “Snakes, why does it have to be snakes”…..
Not sure of species. Are they danger noodles, or just nuisance noodles?
(Yeah, they’re big enough to be a danger to pets and small children regardless, so they need clearin’ out. Just wondering whether they could be casually grabbed and relocated to a pet shop.)
They’re not the bite-and-kill-you type, but the squeeze-and-kill-you type. They’re easily big enough to kill a person.
Time to move out of town.
These are Reticulated Pythons, at least two of them, possibly a breeding pair. The are the longest snakes in the world, easily getting over 18 to 20 feet in length. The longest one recorded was over 25 feet long and weighed over 350 pounds. They are powerful constrictors, but generally do not bother people unless provoked. There have been cases of them killing, and in at least a couple of cases, eating humans.
I’ve seen captive bred Retics that were 20 feet log, they are awesomely powerful. Those police or firefighters are going to have a really difficult time getting them out of there. They will most likely have to kill them to remove them.