I want to talk about something serious today. It is a mental condition that affects possibly tens of thousands of Gun Control Activists and it is spreading across their tiny kingdom. This condition is called Political Mentulomania.
Mentulomania is the defined as “an obsession with the penis.” Political Mentulomania is the obsession that certain members of the Gun Control community have with the penis of anybody that they feel is an advocate for the Second Amendment. Initial studies seem to indicate that one in every five Gun Control activists are affected by this problem but the numbers could run much higher.
Here are some sad examples:
At this time, we do not know what causes members of the Gun Control population to act like Tijuana whores on a Friday night. We need to step up and end this vile mental affliction before they start hanging on to male members like Cheeta going after Tarzan on a vine-less day.
Are you ready to help?
And they say we’re the ones who are sick in the head…
nope. not gunna do it.
But I still thought it.
Because a big swinging cock was enough for black men to defend themselves with against the Klan?
If the attacks against Jews in France, the UK, and on US college campuses are any indication of a trend, if some Jihadi wants to kill me an my family for our religious beliefs, I want to be armed with something more than my schmekel.
I have a theory that the people who criticize others for having small penises the most and who brag about their large penises the most are in fact the ones who are most insecure about the size of their penises.
Miguel, for delving into this dungeon of sick perverts, you oughta get a medal. Just think how many people just like this are in our own towns and cities! Sick, sick, amoral puppies!
Ok, one more bad joke…
“I’m not circumcised, I’m target crowned.”
Oh, God!
where’s the mental bleach?
And I thought my wife had some bad, bad, sick jokes…
Mary Canaday Gray is so infected that she used “small penis” twice in one sentence. And Frank Varvoutis thinks because I carry I didn’t serve. That’s funny, I’ve got a shit load of paperwork around her that will prove him a liar.
As far as size, several girl friend and 2 wives and I never heard any complaints.