1. That plastic would not have done well with a propane torch. Even Disney had a problem keeping their fire-breathing Dragon running.

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2. That would have been epic.

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3. You need to get better at wife management…

   I am totally getting one, no… wait… maybe two or three of those. And, the wife can keep the house if she damn well wants it!

4. If this had been available 15+ years ago, when people still respected private property and many parents were still inculcating sound principles to their rug rats, I would have purchased it without reserve. 🙂

   Now? Something like this in my front yard will likely be:
   a) vandalized within hours
   b) stolen just as quickly
   or
   c) get a thug-wanna-be yuute an ass-full of bird shot and a bigly headache for yours truly

   1. Proximity sensor attached to the torch…. break the perimeter, get grilled 😀

      1. I like it. Simple and elegant. 😀

         A variation of this one would be hysterical to watch: https://youtu.be/WVKC0egDBpk 😉

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