-OK, the fake bomb campaign failed. People are laughing at us.
-I thought the media was with us?
-They are, but still they can’t get people to take it seriously.
-Truth be told, the bombs look like they were built by a drunk Joe Biden.
-I have an idea. Can we get somebody who really knows how to make a bomb?
-I can ask my nephew, he is one of them Antifa groups. Why a real one?
-We won’t be taken seriously unless we hurt somebody with it.
-So, who do we choose to have a bomb sent to?
-It has to be a Democrat politician that is recognizable, but we can afford to lose.
-Obviously, none of the people who we already sent one of the fake ones.
-Nope, somebody else.
-Let me think. I’ll get back to you.
-Back already?
-The answer’s obvious, isn’t it?
-One of the old fossils, then. Where do we need a Socialist Democrat the most? -Who’s pissed us off lately?
In this day and age, it is understandable and a good choice to pull your punch and not name a plausible figure at end of the strategy session.
Do Bernie. That’ll convince all the progressive folks that this is real.
{….and convince everyone else that this is a farce…..}
I’d suggest Maxine Waters because no one would miss her and it would enrage the blacks.
Richard Creamer needs a bomb builder?
There are a couple of professors in Barack’s old neighborhood that used to do that.
Well, Diane Frankenfeinstein seems the obvious choice. She needs to be punished for botching the Kavanaugh hearing.
And, besides, it probably won’t even kill the the old battle axe. She’ll just turn into a Batman super-villain.
Unless you added water to to the device. Beware of flying monkeys.
If I were Joe Manchin I’d have somebody else open my mail. While I was campaigning in another town.
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