Four days ago, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis orders FDLE to jumpstart the Epstein investigation.
That meant a possible source of embarrassment and criminal indictments was going to be out of the hands of the of the NY Justice System that has been rather bland facing sex crimes of the rich and famous.
And now we are getting this:
Yeah, I’ll buy that for a dollar.
The “funny part” is this fake tweet meme that has been circulating since he was arrested.
For the Hispanic readers, I shall revert to the old joke of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s book.
The guy on suicide watch killed himself in a jail in the district run of the Clinton supporting DA that gave Epstein and Weinstein passes…
Nothing to see here.
Nope. Nothing suspicious there. Not at all. Really. /sarc
Yeah, well… when he first tried to strangle himself with his own bare hands, and his bestest jail buddy, the ex-cop awaiting trial for multiple drug-gang-related murders, assured us all that it was totally unexpected, I kinda developed suspicions about just how seriously his custodians were taking his safety.
So, yeah, as they say on the Internet: let me show you my shocked face.
Are any people really truly believing the guys is dead??? Does anyone NOT believe that a poor homeless bastard who vaguely resembled Epstein, is not on a slab and wearing a toe tag, while the real Epstein quietly left lat night by the back door and is either back on his island or living under his new identity in some remote area?