A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”
He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
“Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.
“Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”

Hat Tip: Lance B.

Update: I just told the missus this joke, she was not amused. Her words were “You go on and bring that gun home. I’ll show you how it shoots.”

Not sure if she meant she would teach me the manual of arms or something more sinister.