The Californication of Florida continues.

Being unsatisfied with voter fraud, corrupt partisan law enforcement, and trying to pass massive gun control not quite making Broward County into the San Francisco of Florida; the fates seemed to be envious of California streets being covered with human feces as well.

Don’t worry, they got their wish.

126 Million Gallons of Sewage Spilled in Fort Lauderdale Neighborhoods: Report

A combined 126 million gallons of sewage spilled onto the streets of Fort Lauderdale neighborhoods after six sewer main breaks plagued the area in December, according to a report released by city officials Monday.

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Six sewer breaks.   Six.  In a month.  126 MILLION GALLONS of liquid human shit, which is an equivalent liquid shit volume to 43 seconds of discharge from the Ganges River.

But shit on the streets is not the only thing California is known for, it’s also famous for its wildfires.  Unfortunately for Florida, they don’t have the sorts of dry tinder forests that California has.

Have no fear, the fates have an answer for that as well.

Firefighters work to put out landfill fire in SW Miami-Dade

Firefighters are working to extinguish a fire that broke out at a Southwest Miami-Dade landfill.

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue crews responded to the scene along Southwest 97th Avenue and 240th Street just after 7 a.m., Thursday.

Responding firefighters located a heavy fire coming from a mound of trash.

Officials said air rescue crews responded to the scene to help extinguish the flames in areas inaccessible by firefighters on the ground. Strong winds are making it difficult for crews to put out the fire.

That’s Miami-Dade and Broward for you.  Stuck between a giant dumpster fire and a river of shit.  Take that California.

Broward has already gotten rid of plastic straws in restaurants, so if they can ban high capacity magazines, stand your ground, and curb concealed carry the rivers of shit will dry up and the fires will go out.  That’s the California approach anyway.

This is why everything Progressives touch literally turns to shit.


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  1. Relating to your ST post above, a left leaning friend posted a ST meme from DS:9 about all the cities looking like slums in 2020. Took a whole lot not to comment about who runs said cities and has for decades.

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