By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

4 thoughts on “Friday Funnies”
  1. Heh. I once had a parish priest tell us after his Sunday homily to “remember the five ‘B’s of Confession: ‘Be Brief Brethren, Be Brief.’ This is not a counseling session.”

  2. “Father, I had an orgy with the entire Swedish national bikini team. I had my way with each of them multiple times.”

    “Say five Hail Marys and five Our Fathers for each woman you sinned with.”

    “But Father, I’m not Catholic.”

    “Why are you telling me this, my son.”

    “Father, I’m telling everyone.”

  3. My favorite confession joke is
    TFW you’re confessing your sins and keep hearing “cringe bro” through the screen

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