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4 thoughts on “Friday Funnies”
Heh. I once had a parish priest tell us after his Sunday homily to “remember the five ‘B’s of Confession: ‘Be Brief Brethren, Be Brief.’ This is not a counseling session.”
“Father, I had an orgy with the entire Swedish national bikini team. I had my way with each of them multiple times.”
“Say five Hail Marys and five Our Fathers for each woman you sinned with.”
“But Father, I’m not Catholic.”
“Why are you telling me this, my son.”
“Father, I’m telling everyone.”
My favorite confession joke is
TFW you’re confessing your sins and keep hearing “cringe bro” through the screen
How are those LPs mounted?
Is it A-siding or B-siding?
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