You know there is a very interesting customer support story behind this warning. Unfortunately I do not know it.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
Alternatively, it could just be that someone at LAPG has a sense of humor and has seen a few too many disclaimers. Looking at their selection of morale patches, I detect the presence of humor.
I seem to recall that there was, once upon a time, a Monty Python book (whereof I never managed to obtain a copy) with all manner of silly warnings and directives.
In the event of my launching a business that sells products (as opposed to providing consulting services), I’ll surely include silly marketing claims, such as electronic modules being “Non-GMO!”, software being “Gluten Free!”, and so on.
(Warning: this comment was written in a facility in which peanut products are consumed.)
I really really hope that this is some sort of inside joke with the company.
I bought a frozen pizza last month, on the steps on the back to prepare, after pre-heating the oven, step 2 was “remove pizza from freezer”.
I’d give them that one, as some frozen pizzas should be thawed before cooking.
Years ago I was in a laundromat and saw signs saying don’t let children play in the dryer. I asked about that and was told they put up the signs some idiot’s kid went for a spin