“Do you are someone you love have restless anal syndrome? Does your anus keep you up all night wanting to move around? Have you had your COVID shot? Contact the law office of…”
I think I saw Restless Anal Syndrome for sale on DVD in one of those video stores with no windows one time.
I think this is a very common ailment because a lot of people in the age of COVID have become non-stop assholes.
Feel free to leave your COVID butthole jokes in the comments. I cannot stop laughing at this.