Seriously, with all my heart. I can’t wake up without a raging headache, I had two cases of sun strike so I can’t go outside between the hours and June and November. The car is still burning to the touch inside at midnight and shit still needs to be done and that means I have to leave the Cocoon Of Cool.

And then you have the overly-cheerful people going “Yay! It is the summer! Let’s go outside and have fun!!”  and the only reason you don’t pop their asses from your air conditioned shooting perch is because it is more fun to watch them burn their skins and suffer sun strokes themselves.

And of course, life laughs at me. I lived all my life in a tropical country hating the heat and I get to move to South Florida where the heat is in constant copulation with humidity and you get to “enjoy” it like an ugly live porn show in Mombasa .  With my luck, next I have to move in the Everglades or the Louisiana Bayou.

I have to go out now….

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

8 thoughts on “I hate Summer”
  1. Uummm I ll trade ya 8 months of freezin my ass off for 8 months of eatin breakfast on my driveway heh heh heh.

  2. I was just telling my wife I feel bad about saying I hate summer when it has only been summer 5 days. I was tired of summer three weeks ago.

  3. Ideally, if I had the wherewithal, I’d spend May through October in Idaho and November through April in Arizona. So far I haven’t been able to make that happen.

  4. Why do you have to live in Florida? We have several states where you can freeze your ass off much of the time. I know – I moved here from one and love it!!

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