Now in New Jersey, it gets a bit more cumbersome. There you would be required to apply for a Fast Food Application and Registration System permit in advance. To get the FFARS, you would have to submit an official cholesterol report and BMI to the nutritional police for their OK. Now if you wanted to get a Big Mac or Whopper that requires additional paperwork for your FFPID (Fast Food Purchasers ID). The rationale is that Big Macs are more dangerous than a simple hamburger.
If Fast Food Was Sold Like Guns – No Lawyers. Only Guns and Money
You may also save it in you favorites for that time you get to argue with an idiotic member of the Opposition.
Some years ago, Michael Z. Williamson published a similar article, quite a lot longer, “If cars were controlled like guns”. Very good stuff.