I saw two things on Twitter that have given me in incredible patriotic schadenboner.

First this:

https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/1102676041645084674

Then this:

Why does the left hate the tax cuts? Bc they think the people exist to fund the govt. We believe the govt exists to protect the inalienable rights of the people.

When people keep their money, we get more jobs & wage growth, & less wasteful spending by “benevolent” bureaucrats. pic.twitter.com/umrP2zOLqv

— Rep. Dan Crenshaw (@RepDanCrenshaw) March 5, 2019

Oh my god.

If this keeps up any longer I’m going to have to watch a Nancy Pelosi C-Span speech just to calm down.