If you want to get me forcibly out of a house.

This works better than tear gas.

KFC is kicking off the holiday season with a log that it says smells like fried chicken.

On Thursday, the chicken chain announced that it would debut the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. When lit, the log will smell like the chain’s fried chicken, it said.

Shoppers can buy a log for $US18.99 at KFCFirelogs.com starting Thursday.

KFC is now selling a log that smells like fried chicken

I don’t think I have expressed how much chicken disgusts me. Now you know how to get rid of me if I stay too long at your place .

He just will not leave and I wanna go to bed. I have a full day tomorrow!”
“I’ll just toss one of those KFC logs in the fireplace.”
“Then you’ll start craving biscuits.”
“It is a small price to pay for peace.”


5 Replies to “If you want to get me forcibly out of a house.”

  1. I like fried chicken tenders, but this does not sound good in any fashion. You’ve gotta be a hardcore KFC enthusiast to think this would be worthwhile. Not to mention an entire box of starter logs is cheaper than one of these things.

  2. The last time I went to buy some KFC, they didn’t have any chicken cooked, and it was 5:45 in the afternoon.

    If they want to make some money, they can start by selling some chicken, instead of selling rolled paper soaked in chicken fat.

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