This works better than tear gas.
KFC is kicking off the holiday season with a log that it says smells like fried chicken.
On Thursday, the chicken chain announced that it would debut the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. When lit, the log will smell like the chain’s fried chicken, it said.
Shoppers can buy a log for $US18.99 at KFCFirelogs.com starting Thursday.
I don’t think I have expressed how much chicken disgusts me. Now you know how to get rid of me if I stay too long at your place .
“He just will not leave and I wanna go to bed. I have a full day tomorrow!”
“I’ll just toss one of those KFC logs in the fireplace.”
“Then you’ll start craving biscuits.”
“It is a small price to pay for peace.”