.45 Awesomeness!

After checking some previously unavailable sources via Wikileaks and the archives of the National Enquirer, I am sharing with you some secret information about the absolute superiority of the .45 ACP.

  • The Atomic bomb dropped in Nagasaki was a dud. It did not explode when it hit the ground. Fortunately one of the tail gunners had his Colt pistol and was able to place a well aimed round thus finishing WWII.
  • Titanic video taken by James Cameron while researching for his movie helped experts determine that what sunk the ship was an accidental discharge by a newly released 1911 pistol. The iceberg was an excuse.
  • There is a cult in Utah that believes that if you divide .45 by zero, the End Of The World will surely come.
  • Black Holes are created by stray .45 bullets shot up in the air during the 4th of July.
  • A .45 ACP in 230 grain has enough mass to create its own gravitational field.
  • Jeff Cooper once made a controlled demolition of a warehouse by forcing a .45 to ricochet from column to column.
  • The Dead Sea Scrolls reveal that in the Final Battle between Good and Evil, Archangel Michael will cap Satan with a custom made STI in .45 ACP.
  • In 1979, the U.S. Geological Survey said that if you shoot a .45 on a continental transform fault like the San Andreas Fault, you may trigger an earthquake.
  • Global Warming was caused by shooting the first 50 rounds of .45 ACP +P.
  • Would you care to guess what was the caliber used for The Big Bang?

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