…and there is Whacky Timothy.

We have seen our share of lunatics in the anti-gun trenches but there is one individual that makes Japete look as rational as Mr. Spock and the the CSGV as pro gun as the NRA. Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you Twitter sensation Timothy A. Campbell.

Timothy A. Campbell is not only an anti gun advocate, no sir; Timmy is the founder of his own religion! Let us check a bit of the info he offers about himself:
He creates a religion but you must dislike religion. Gotcha! It goes downhill from here on. From his website we obtain the principles of the Timothean Religion:

Two Dogmas to be a Timothean.
1. Must be against guns.
2. Must love God & dislike established Religions.

I am not going to comment on who he saw in 1985. Maybe he did see God in corporeal form and I am sure if he did, after 10 minutes the Lord itself must have said “This guy is batshit!” discarded His fleshy body and made a beeline for Heaven.

Whomever crosses Twitter paths with Timmy for the first time blinks hard twice. His comments are so out there that the default position is to consider him a troll. Nope, he believes his stuff with the fervor of Mohammed Atta and what comes out of his Twitter feed is the stuff of legend. Obviously the Martin/Zimmerman case is a top of his priorities.

He  is not on top of who is alive or who might be dead or maybe knows something we mere mortals do not know.

I have the beard, but I was never able to control any two wheeled vehicle without tasting pavement:
Wait! Maybe this is all a great conspiracy:
But it is good to know that with your NRA membership, you are automatically working for the CIA:

Now, please get yourself a nice drink and enjoy the following video. Yep, that is Timmy.
Do waterproof your keyboard before hitting play.

Timothy doesn’t do Christian Charity too well, does he?

14 Replies to “…and there is Whacky Timothy.”

  1. This is also the nice fellow who advised when people see people lawfully open carrying to run them over with their cars.

    I wonder how many times Breda has kicked this filthy hobo out of the library?

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