Unsubscribe means stop sending me frigging emails that I never requested in the first place.
That’s why in order to fight back I’m issuing a SECOND AMENDMENT EMERGENCY CALL TO ARMS.
If we can hit our goal of raising $72,000 in the next 72 hours, my staff will blanket targeted states with a hard-hitting digital ad campaign EXPOSING the records of anti-gun politicians.
Hard hitting digital campaign? You mean Spam? You need $72 K to send Spam?
We ain’t sending you money, OK?
Now fuck off.