MHI Miami Report: Zombie Gnomes in Florida




We had a small but serious outbreak right after midnight on Christmas Day. It was contained rather quickly, but we are still trying to figure out where did they come from (Gnomes are not particularly fond of hot weather) and what kind of zombie virus can attack Gnomes.

We’ll keep you posted.

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7 Replies to “MHI Miami Report: Zombie Gnomes in Florida”

      1. Um…. Miguel?
        One does not demand ANYTHING from Agent Franks. One thanks him for his prompt and diligent service.
        Incidentally, you have just won the internets for the Christmas holiday.
        Well done, Sir.



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