We Gun Owners are a private bunch. We were forced to be thanks to Gun Controllers in the late 80s and 90s who wanted our bank accounts and lives through threats of extra taxation, penalties and raids by jackbooted thugs.
So, even if we were completely out of or minds on post-operative pain killers and somehow we let some hired scribe come into our homes to do a survey, the last thing we will tell you is if we even own a slingshot.
And if you really need to know, I lost all my firearms in a tragic trans-oceanic trip to Antarctica. The gun safe was accidentally knocked off the ship somewhere in the vicinity of Galapagos Island. I am suing the Maori ship-owner in International court.
There, you can now check-mark that box in your form.