Alice would be alive if she had taken the Eddie Eagle class.

But instead, her parents went with the Brady Campaign and she got killed.


But not to worry, the Brady Campaign will use her corpse to collect more funds. They are the Soylent Corporation of the political world: nothing is ever wasted.

UPDATE: I saw Light Tac LLC in Facebook making a comment this comment about the video: “Brady fights against NRA child safety….now Alice and Peter Pan have paid the price for it.”

The NRA does the fairy tale thing and the kids survive. The Bradys take on Peter Pan and Alice and they die. Proof positive that Gun Control Kills.

4 Replies to “Alice would be alive if she had taken the Eddie Eagle class.”

    1. In their (little, lost) minds, if you aren’t screaming hysterically and running away from the mere sight of guns, then you must be glorifying them.



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