Hawaiian Uterus

You may have seen these or similar memes floating around:

rifle uterus 1
rifle uterus 2

And since the hot Gun Control news of the day is Hawaii’s new law that introduces registered gun owners into the FBI database to keep an eye on them and make sure they behave everywhere in the US, I had to make the logical equivalence to Hawaiian Uterus:

Dear Feminist. I am glad you have a uterus in the great State of Hawaii, but I must ask you several questions:

  1. Did you get your local LEO permission to get that Uterus?
  2. Did you get a permit to carry that Uterus?
  3. Did you register your Uterus with the State?
  4. If registered with the State, Did you know you name will be introduced in a FBI database and that any violation of the law in any state of the union may allow the State to remove your Uterus from your possession?
  5. Did you know that if you are found to be having a significant behavioral, emotional, or mental disorder, or due to emergency or involuntary admission to a psychiatric facility, you must surrender your Uterus to the State or face grave penalties?

Yes, please. Tell me again about how your Uterus is more regulated than guns.


4 Replies to “Hawaiian Uterus”

  1. The big lie, again. It bears repeating: if you tell a lie big enough, and often enough, it will become the truth. I can’t remember, off hand, who said it, but it was some paragon of virtue like Lenin or Goebbles.
    They have been lied to so often that machine guns are easier to get than postage stamps, that they really believe it Everyone, keep reminding them that it is a Big Lie. Again. And again. Don’t give up. The truth is on our side. We may not convince the True Believers, but you never know who’s listening.


  2. The *reason* why reproductive health is being assessed so heavily by congressmen right now is because Feminists fought tooth and nail for it. They demanded public funding for birth control and reproductive health. And they got it. And everything that comes with it.

    Gun owners have never fought for publicly-funded gun purchases. In fact, most gun owners fight against the government funding anything.

    Just another example of Feminists wanting to have their cake and eat it too.



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