Puns! Because today you need to detox

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  • I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
  • It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
  • He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
  • I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  • I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
  • Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
  • I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
  • There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
  • I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

OK, you can stop groaning now… hehehehe

3 Replies to “Puns! Because today you need to detox”

  1. I made it to 2230, then had to shut it off. Lester Holt broke it for me, I knew he was a bit of a hack when he was on CBS2 in Chi-town years ago, but he went well out of the way to softball Hillary and hammer on Trump. Not that I like Trump, but at least try to give some manner of illusion of impartiality in these affairs, please. Directly contradicting a candidate after he explained his position is rather uncivil and biased.



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