This marriage thing: Death.

I warned my bride, if she were to die before I do, I’d be right behind here and probably within a week or so. Cause of death: Freak laundry room explosion and chemical spill.

Her reply was that if I died first, she’d follow in a decade or so. Something about taking a vacation first….

Not feeling very loved right now.


3 Replies to “This marriage thing: Death.”

  1. Women earn that extra time for all of the shit we put ’em through. Or maybe we die first because of all the shit they give us. I’m not sure yet.



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