Goofing off at the Wal-Mart

I went to Wal-Mart on Sunday night for some critical toddler supplies.  I was checking out when the cashier and I had a little encounter.

Wal-Mart Cashier: “Do you have glasses for the eclipse?” *Points to eclipse glasses*

Me: “I have everything I need.  Glasses, stone basin, cold iron knife.”

Wal-Mart Cashier: “What?”

Me: (Completely deadpan) “You know.  For the human sacrifice, to summon the Elder Gods and hasten the apocalypse.”

Wal-Mart Cashier: “Excuse me.”

Me: (A little louder) “All praise the Dark Ones.”

Wal-Mart Cashier: *Hands me receipt*

Me: “Thank you.”

Wal-Mart Cashier: (To my back) “He needs to find Jesus.”

5 Replies to “Goofing off at the Wal-Mart”

  1. Laughed out loud so enthusiastically that I scared the cats. Good thing they can’t read; the furry little monsters would probably want to lead the ceremony.

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